我怒朋友的乳房很小

但是我没有怒朋友

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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(via dinofarts)

supremelaxbro:

today was a messy gair look and an avengers shirt. secretly im superwholock

supremelaxbro:

crazycatladydude:

supremelaxbro:

today was a messy gair look and an avengers shirt. secretly im superwholock

I’m breaking the rules

well sorry but i would prefer if you didn’t reblog this. not that hard

(Source: hijabiswag, via supremelaxbro)

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

(via jonasbruhs)

  • Me: *is home alone*
  • Me: MEGATRON HAS LEFT THE HOUSE. I, STARSCREAM NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS

710642:

well? can he????

(via tuhree)

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

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